"May I congratulate you on your excellent comb-over Father Christmas? And no, I don't want to see your kittens."
LETS DO IT.
You will need:
Photos of your child's face (do be creative with these - try and get one of them of them pulling a supremely gippy expression), card, glue, doilies (white and gold) and silver or gold pipecleaners.
Cut out child's face. Obviously if they're older and less cack handed than my child they can do this themselves. As it is, I didn't fancy clearing up blood and severed limbs so I did it. Why has it uploaded to blogger sideways? Sorry.
Cut out 1 triangle shape from a white doily and two triangles from a gold doily. Again with the sideways uploading - WHY?
Step 3:Glue the two gold triangles to the back of the white one like so:
Stick to the card right side up and top with child's disembodied head. Curse Blogger for uploading 50% of photos in this post sideways.
Cut a piece of pipecleaner to make a halo and attach with glue.
Job done. Send out to deserving relatives and save one to bring out ceremoniously each year for comedy value and general bashing of self esteem.
Disclaimer: I would like to point out that Rory did actually make this card - he made 3 in fact - but every photo I took of him doing the different steps came out as a blur of flashing glue stick and wild eyes, so I had to set some of them up afterwards. Proof below that he was involved: