So this was supposed to be a nice little 'How To' about making gloop with cornflour and water and food colouring and the awe and wonder experienced by your child when they feel it turn from a solid to a liquid and back again, and blah blah blah.
However, it is being cut short because after 5 minutes of playing with the cornflour and water mixture I went to get some kitchen roll to wipe up any spills that may occur, and while I was in the kitchen, Rory took his trousers and pants off and dipped his willy in it.
Of course he did. What else would he do?
Just off to chisel dried on gloop off his balls. BRB.