Lovely. A big cardboard box of goodness. Rory helped me to open and unpack it. Then this happened:
This is Geoff, a bad-ass celeriac and his various minions.
And this would be the King of the Pastry Cutters: all round good guy and poster boy for plastic bakeware headgear.
"I SQUASH YOU, KING. NOW YOUR CROWN WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE AND I WILL RULE OVER THE PLAINS OF THE JUS ROL KINGDOM FOREVER. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA"
"HELP, HELP! If only there was someone who could save me."
"Fear not sire, for I am Wonder Carrot. I will defend you with my magic cloak of Bounty-the-Stronger-Soaker-Upper"
"Take that you scoundrel."
*but Geoff was too strong for Wonder Carrot*
"NO! Anything but the grater. Please, not the grater. AAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh..."
TO BE CONTINUED....?
Slow news day here, folks. Slow news day.
PS Could this be the end of Wonder Carrot? It's all down to YOU. Phone up Abel & Cole on 08452 62 62 62 to order a veg box. Tell them that I sent you (look in 'about me' for my name). This will mean I get a free veg box, meaning that my family can be nourished and blah blah blah, but, most importantly, this gripping saga can continue.